Best Poem about serious sam

[AnthraX]

who made this???, this poem looks great!

[AnthraX]

and really strange!

[shooters_hero]

this reminds me of r/polandball language, very nice poem

[AnthraX]

this reminds me of r/polandball language, very nice poem

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but still asking, why that ? guy choosed serious sam HD if classic died, ,

[Tiho]

samerisms ,,,,,,,things sam says [not a poem]
guess which saying is from which game ? fe/se or 3
"Goooood morniiiiiing Babylooooon!"

Man, it's cold. My nipples are like pencil erasers."

My flaming fists of fury will destroy you fiend! Ha ha ha...ow God, who writes this stuff!?

Oh yeah, finally, some dark dungeons

Give a man a bullet and he'll want a gun. Give a man a gun and he'll be giving away the bullets

Well I do love to party, but I don't like to clean up the mess

"I'd be pretty angry too if I couldn't see my own junk.

"If war is art, I'm ****ing Michaelangelo

"We can do this the hard way, or my way... They're basically the same thing

Now I'm seriously serious!

Who's The One?! Isn't it obvious? I AM!

[ I've gotta have a serious talk with Croteam, one of these days. lol ]

[AnthraX]

you gotta be kidding me tiho :???
its poem not party

[Tiho]

i said it wasnt a poem at the top of my post , [honestly i didnt think that post would qualify for a poem [ poems rythme]
but i will post a rythme soon

---------- Post added 21-12-2014 at 17:50 ----------

twas the night before christmas
and sam came awake
glancing out the window
seeing mentals earth quake
grabbing guns ,he ran for the door ,
looking around ,enemies on every floor
"hard times ahead " as he tooled up "to be sure"
ducking low , he ran hard and fast
knowing that this might be his last
lookin for shelter or any cover at all , bullets in the air flew ,
sam took deeper cover and raised his finger and said"fuck you"
but the enemies were thick and fast
sam struggled , but at last ....
he was dragged back into town by many a foe
placed under a christmas tree wile all monsters screamed
happy christmas sam , ho ho ho


happy xmas players

---------- Post added 21-12-2014 at 17:51 ----------

5 minute poem , lol, i could do better

[Ostap]

twas the night before christmas
and sam came awake
glancing out the window
seeing mentals earth quake
grabbing guns ,he ran for the door ,
looking around ,enemies on every floor
"hard times ahead " as he tooled up "to be sure"
ducking low , he ran hard and fast
knowing that this might be his last
lookin for shelter or any cover at all , bullets in the air flew ,
sam took deeper cover and raised his finger and said"fuck you"
but the enemies were thick and fast
sam struggled , but at last ....
he was dragged back into town by many a foe
placed under a christmas tree wile all monsters screamed
happy christmas sam , ho ho ho

twas the night before the christmas
Sam woke up all feeling hunger
Pizza frozen, burger missing
But he still had mentals cake
Grabbing wallet, running out
Sam ...


ok ...no time to continue ...got to go to work ..

[AnthraX]

ok ...no time to continue ...got to go to work ..

Good Luck

[Ostap]

......
"Goooood morniiiiiing Babylooooon!"